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Kurt Busch Says Ex-Girlfriend’s An Assassin

I think we’ve all had a crazy girlfriend. None of us have had one who’s an assassin. But, Nascar driver Kurt Busch says that’s exactly what his ex is… And he’s not saying Patricia Driscoll is an “assassin” – like she’s cold blooded. He’s saying his former flame murders people for money.

He’s saying she’s Angie Jolie in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. It’s an incredible twist in a horrible story. Driscoll filed for a protection order against Busch after she claims he assaulted her. During the court hearing yesterday, Busch asserted that she was a trained assassin who had told him about missions across the globe, in which she had killed high profile targets with sniper rifles, close-combat tactics… even knives and poison. “Everyone on the outside can tell me I’m crazy, but I lived it on the outside. Sorry I’m the last one to the party.”

My man, you might be the ONLY one at the assassin party. I’ve heard of lot of dudes try to besmirch their ex’s reputation. She’s annoying. She never shuts up. Even she’s promiscuous. But I’ve never once heard – Stay away from her man. Or she’ll repel down your apartment building, hit you with a blow dart and make you disappear! Maybe it’s just me, maybe it’s just movies. But I don’t think covert assassins come home and talk about knifing their targets during pillow talk.

Since when do assassins admit they’re assassins? Put it this way – I believe Rob Konrad covered two HUNDRED miles, by getting towed on a great white’s dorsal fin… before I believe dude’s ex is a Treadstone asset. And I’ll believe Kurt Busch is Brad Pitt before I believe that she’s Mrs. Smith.

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