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4 Down, 78 To Go

You know how this goes. If you’re hearing about a past presidential administration, then some team did something really strong or really wrong.

In the case of the Lakers, they are 0-4 for the first time since…. Go ahead and guess who was president, Laker fan. Jimmy C? Gerald Ford?…. Tricky Dick???? Not even close. You’re going to have reach all the way back for IKE in 1957 to find the last time the Lakers were this bad.

But don’t be mad. Because Kobe Bryant’s not. Somehow one of the world’s iciest killers thinks this disaster is hilarious. I’ll tell you what’s hilarious… Somebody asking Kobe this question.

See? Doesn’t bother him at all. His frown is already upside down.

The man just said he’s festively jovial. And why wouldn’t he be? He’s living the dream. Losing by 20 to Phoenix last week – that made the Mamba “happily affable.” Giving up 118 points to the Clippers at Staples Center Friday night? My man was “blissfully genial.” And then chasing that by giving up a buck-27 to Golden State… KB24 was “gleefully jubilant!” Everything’s coming up daisies! Unfortunately the Lakers are already PUSHING UP daisies. Kobe looks good on the floor. The Lakers look dead.

And you just wonder about the time bomb factor. How long before Bryant goes from Festively Jovial to viciously violent… Stay sharp, Harry Truman. You’re on deck. 4 down. 78 to go.

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